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So can we say I need to work on my list..

Check off what you haven't done:
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(_) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(X) I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
(_) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(X) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX (Damn you!)
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(_) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN LAID-OFF
(_) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(X) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(X) I NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(_) I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(X) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(X) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF
(X) I NEVER PISSED ON SOMEONE ELSE
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(_) I NEVER RODE IN THE BACK OF A POLICE CAR
(X) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(X) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(X) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(X) I NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE
(_) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(_) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(_) I NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
(_) I NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE
(_) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(_) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FISTED AND/OR HAVE NEVER FISTED ANYONE
(X) I'VE NEVER MOVED TO ANOTHER CITY TO BE WITH A LONG-DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP
(_) I'VE NEVER WALKED AROUND MY YARD NAKED IN BROAD DAYLIGHT
(_) I'VE NEVER GONE TO SCHOOL WITHOUT WEARING UNDERWEAR
(_) I NEVER TRIED TO TELL SOMEONE TO EAT MY SHORTS BACK WHEN IT WAS 'COOL' TO DO SO
(_) I NEVER SPANKED SOMEONE

Comments

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jertzie
Mar. 12th, 2004 10:44 am (UTC)
LOL!
Why doesn't it say anything about fisting a cop?

DAMN these questions!!!

- J
twilightfenix
Mar. 12th, 2004 10:52 am (UTC)
Re: LOL!
I guess a cop wrote this Survey.. ::snickers::
tekichi
Mar. 12th, 2004 11:14 am (UTC)
... So you have had sex, in public no less, but you have not had sex with a member of the same sex nor a member of the opposite sex.

You might want to elaborate. I'm frightened.

Y'know, nevermind. I'm pretty sure that I don't want to know.
twilightfenix
Mar. 12th, 2004 11:18 am (UTC)
I have had sex in a in public place not in view where any one could see and And I need to edit cause I forgot to omit that.. Heh
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