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Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with
11 people!
Including the 7 you've already had sex with, that makes 4 new lovers!

[ Why do I feel a little umm depressed by this comment..]


The info on your 4 future sex partner(s):
0 of them will be female [Oh well I am sure there are alot of disappointment in the female population..]
4 of them will be male [heh.. I rather stay witht eh current one now]
And you will actually love 0 of them! [Gods, this is really Depressing.]
You have a 82% chance of dying during sex. [Well I guess I will like that part.. Die with a blissful expression on my face. HA! and everyone thought I would be killed from smoking.]

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(Anonymous)
May. 9th, 2002 05:46 pm (UTC)
=n.n=
*draws a number*

woo hoo!

I'm gonna be the mysterious lover number 3!

meow!
=n.n=
twilightfenix
May. 9th, 2002 06:08 pm (UTC)
Re: =n.n=
::smirks:: Wishful arent we?
sandmansister
May. 11th, 2002 06:28 am (UTC)
Hmmmm.
Inquiring minds want to know... how'd you get those numbers?!? Curious to see just how inaccurate mine is. Heh.
twilightfenix
May. 13th, 2002 08:43 am (UTC)
Re: Hmmmm.
Thespark.com..

Sex test.. already had 7 partners..Okay maybe I am a little adventerous inthe past.. but i have been really good girl!
sandmansister
May. 13th, 2002 05:39 pm (UTC)
Re: Hmmmm.
Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with

50 people!

Including the 22 you've already had sex with, that makes 28 new lovers!

Ummmm, you were talking about adventurous? Mind you, I've probably got a decade on ya, but still... guess that "wench" part is accurate. Heh.

The info on your 28 future sex partner(s):
5 of them will be female
23 of them will be male
And you will actually love 2 of them!
As you get older, your tastes will change drastically

twilightfenix
May. 13th, 2002 05:50 pm (UTC)
Re: Hmmmm.
::blinks: Well ummm .. maybe.. that is why I got a 76% on the purity test ::blinks::

Well Damn it.. OKAY THAT's IT! I want a tribe of Sex slaves just for me!! Grrrr
sandmansister
May. 13th, 2002 07:48 pm (UTC)
Re: Hmmmm.
::scrambles out of the way of Phoenix on a mission::

Just be glad your self-esteem didn't demand such a price. If that test had a grandfather clause (like you only count the last 5 years instead of lifetime) then it would, thankfully, be a WHOLE different ballgame. Ummm, that's "ball" in the metaphorical sense, of course... ;-)
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