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I think a lot can relate to this .. Heh

Dave Letterman's Top Ten Drawbacks To Working In A Cubicle

#10. Being told to 'Think outside the Box' when you're in a @#$%?*! box all day long.

#9. Not being able to check e-mail attachments without turning around to see who's behind you.

#8. Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gunfire.

#7. That nagging feeling that if you press the right button, you'll get a piece of cheese!

#6. Lack of roof rafters for the noose.

#5. The walls are too close together for the hammock to work right.

#4. 23 power cords, 1 outlet.

#3. Prison cells are not only bigger, they also have beds.

#2. When tours come through, you get lots of peanuts thrown at you....

And the Number 1 Drawback to Working in a Cubicle:

#1. You can't slam the door when you quit and walk out.


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Jul. 23rd, 2003 12:02 pm (UTC)
... but you CAN cause a domino effect by kicking the end row cubicle. :)
Jul. 23rd, 2003 12:28 pm (UTC)
Gah! so true!
Jul. 23rd, 2003 12:44 pm (UTC)
But at least there are other rats er, I mean people in the Cube Farm with you. Unlike in my office, where the only people I get to talk to are covered in fur and after food all the time.
Jul. 23rd, 2003 08:13 pm (UTC)
I love David Letterman. When I went to New York I took a pic rigth outside his show... I'll ahve to print it up sometime.
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