Since I made the last pot of coffee at work and with in 10 mins I come back and I catch you pouring the whole pot into your god forsaken Giant container and walk off not making more coffee for anyone else.
BITE ME!
If there was away to slip laxtives in your god damn coffee I would do it! How rude is it to not make more after someone has made a pot and hope to get one cup?
And you have a shit eating grin on your face walking by me..
You really want me to get a lead pipe beat you to death..
THIS IS A Corp. Job and dont make more for anynone else? Yeah .. You are asking for coffee karma to bite you hard..
I hope it bites your wee wee OFF
Deny me of a hot cup of coffee before I have to get on the phone.. SEE WHAT You get!
Signed.
The person that will ripe you a new asshole.
- Current Mood:irate
Comments
Well it was an amusing thought at least. I guess slippng laxatives is more feasible!
(envision sweet, innocent smile here)
Why the background? After a particularily nasty bit of ribbing, David comes to me (his name was David, too) and asks me if I think I can get some epson salt. Probably, I say, I know the camp nurse. 'I've got an ingrown toenail, can I get some epson salt to soak it in?' heh. The only bad part is, it has a particularly poor flavor to it. We were hoping that the gatoraide would overpower the taste, but we had to use less than the proper dosage. The day of the all-day hike, we spike the canteens. And the 2 gallon jug that everyone else (except the counselor, he just brushes his teeth with it) drink from.
heh-heh.
The bad news, though, the taste was still too poor. As one guy put it, 'Damn! this stuff tastes like piss!' So they drank other people's water for the day, and the effect was minimal. And the counselor got the runs, just from brushing his teeth in it. Go figure. (sorry, greg)
~D