Log in

No account? Create an account

Previous Entry | Next Entry

Good idea.. bad bad idea

Good idea
- Zombies in winter

Bad idea
- Zombies in Texas Summer heat [Ewwwww]


( 19 comments — Leave a comment )
Feb. 4th, 2004 09:19 am (UTC)
*blink blink*
Umm, Phoenix....hun...what are you on today? Yes, you have a very good point there. Rotting flesh and the Texas heat don't mix very well. Frozen zombies are easier to take care of. Too many zombie movies lately? *pat pat* there there.
Feb. 4th, 2004 09:37 am (UTC)
Re: *blink blink*
No not really just crazy dream about them .. kind of nutz actully..
Feb. 4th, 2004 09:59 am (UTC)
Hey, what's wrong with rotting flesh in the summer air. MMmmmmm, smeells like hot, mingent ass. :(
Feb. 4th, 2004 11:26 am (UTC)
**THAWPS HIM** Ewww no .. No no no no
Feb. 4th, 2004 05:43 pm (UTC)
I'm not at all sure that zombies are ever a good idea, regardless of season. Shambling sacks of reanimated meat seeking human flesh for dinner strike me as an all-around bad idea.
Feb. 4th, 2004 07:28 pm (UTC)
Aww tek, I thought you'd like that.

Hey, let's add another texas tradition. BBQ. Let's see, a little lighter fuel, a little flame, add some sauce and walking flaming Zombies. Take that anyway you want.


Feb. 4th, 2004 08:08 pm (UTC)
Worse idea
Zombies in Texas Summer heat... having SEX!
Feb. 4th, 2004 08:23 pm (UTC)
Re: Worse idea
Does the reanimation process get the heart pumping again? I always figured that the flesh was infused with some necromantic magicks that gave them life, but I'm not sure if it gets the organs functioning again. Without bloodflow, the erectile tissues would be shit out of luck. Unless the aforementioned necromantic magicks were applied to the old one-eyed wonder weasel, of course. Or one could go the Herbert West route, I suppose. That seems to make the zombies into feral beasts, in which case fucking is pretty much assured, because animals are fucking sluts. Maybe I'm thinking about this too much.
Feb. 4th, 2004 08:33 pm (UTC)
Rigamortis sets in after an erection.
Then you have a zombie on the go.
Feb. 4th, 2004 08:47 pm (UTC)
Re: Unless
Oh. Well, yeah. There's that, I suppose.

Still, I'm partial to the necromantic magicks in the wang theory. Mostly because the idea of magic as applied to phalluses amuses me, as I sometimes refer to my penis as my 'magic stick'.
Feb. 5th, 2004 04:30 am (UTC)
Re: Unless
I thought rigamortis was only for the joints and bones..
Feb. 5th, 2004 07:24 am (UTC)
Re: Unless
*shrug* What the hell do I know about rigamortis? I'm not even sure if that's how it's spelled. It was dmo's idea. I'm still going with the necromantic dong theory.
Feb. 5th, 2004 08:39 am (UTC)
Re: Unless
bones are already stiff. rigamortis is for the muscles.
Feb. 5th, 2004 08:52 am (UTC)
Re: Unless
Is a Penis a muscle or just tissue?
Feb. 5th, 2004 08:56 am (UTC)
Re: Unless
Just tissue, I think. I could be wrong, but I doubt it.
Feb. 5th, 2004 09:01 am (UTC)
Re: Unless
Well you have one so I thought you would know this
Feb. 5th, 2004 11:36 am (UTC)
Re: Unless
I thought that it had some muscle in it. I know that a lot of the penis is just blood vessels.
Feb. 5th, 2004 12:00 pm (UTC)
Re: Unless
You know it's sad.. I dont know this crap.. GAH!..
Feb. 5th, 2004 03:56 pm (UTC)
Better This Than That
"Magic Stick" is probably better than "Living Dead."
( 19 comments — Leave a comment )