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the bunny is a Hostage!

NOW look at this and tell me ..




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Mar. 21st, 2005 09:56 am (UTC)
Ok, I have seen this before, but REALLY hope that people are not sending this guy money....

what a bizzare idea...I have a feeling that his mirth (if it is a prank, which I am guessing it is, just trolling for reactions...like poor stepher's) or he is a sicko that needs to be on an offender's list somewhere.

One day, maybe ranchers will get paid not to slaughter their herd...who knows...fascinating in its social implications....I welcome the debate.

if you are really offended, send the URL to peta, or other groups.


Mar. 21st, 2005 10:03 am (UTC)
No I just think that is the craziest thing ever.. I mean Hostage is a hostage but a Bunny??!!! that is just wacked. Offended? Not really .. I have realized a while ago that Humans have voided out commone sense awhile ago
Mar. 21st, 2005 10:39 am (UTC)
I am going to register www.fucktoby.com. Then I will put up a page threatening to kill and eat 10 bunnies if Toby is not eaten.
Mar. 21st, 2005 10:47 am (UTC)
Yeah .. I want to see how much money you get from that =P
Mar. 21st, 2005 11:08 am (UTC)
I won't ask for it. All I'll note is that if Toby is not eaten on his given deadline, I will eat 10 bunnies.

Muwah ha ha haaaa.
Mar. 21st, 2005 11:09 am (UTC)
>_> I hope you are not going to eat them whole with the fur and stuff.. that would be bad
Mar. 21st, 2005 11:14 am (UTC)
Oh, hell no. I'd draw it out. These bunnies would be hostages.

The first day that the deadline was missed, I would post pictures of me cooking a "bunny" (actually a skinless cornish game hen). The next day, another. And another.And so on and so forth until all 10 "bunnies" were dead. Maybe even take a picture of a bunch of rabbit pelts next to a plate of bones.
Mar. 21st, 2005 11:18 am (UTC)
LMAO Okay that would be funny as hell
Mar. 21st, 2005 11:22 am (UTC)
And the hate mail I would get.....
Mar. 21st, 2005 12:33 pm (UTC)
Well you can always have a comment section and show who wrote what and respond to it
Mar. 21st, 2005 03:02 pm (UTC)
I was really into this idea until you said they wouldn't actually be bunnies.
Mar. 21st, 2005 03:15 pm (UTC)
>_> Aww come on .. You mean you would eat the bunnies??!!!
Mar. 21st, 2005 03:36 pm (UTC)
Bunnies are pretty good. Rather like chicken, cliche as that is, only with a stringier texture. The stringiness depends on the type of bunny, I've found. The west texas desert jackrabbits I used to hunt when I was younger are really stringy. Guess that's what happens when an animal lives in the fucking desert. The cute little brown bunnies that my aunt used to raise in her back yard are much less stringy. Those little bastards are damn fine eatin'.
Mar. 21st, 2005 03:37 pm (UTC)
I have had rabit It's just when you keep them at pets then eat that.. to me is distrubing..

And yes they are stringie..
Mar. 21st, 2005 03:38 pm (UTC)
and I can't fucking spell today .. damn it all
Mar. 21st, 2005 04:58 pm (UTC)
If this were real, and the bunny was saved, I'd so go out and get one to eat to balance the universe.

... oh wait, I hit one with my car.

Mar. 22nd, 2005 10:44 pm (UTC)
This is amusing, considering that it is my intention to find and buy a nice fat bunny, kill it with my own hands, skin it, cook it, and eat it, just so I know how, for the sake of the backpacking/survivalist in me. I haven't done it yet, it's one of those things that's kind of low on the priority list when you're budgeting for the month. But the Amber Inn used to raise bunnies for food, so Cut has agreed to walk me through the process.

That is to say that if you need pictures for your site, this can move up in the priority list, and you can post pictures of every step of the process.

For when game hens just don't cut it,
Mar. 21st, 2005 11:09 am (UTC)
It's a hoax...
Not to worry...just a ploy to sell t-shirts...if you click on the paypal you will see that you can't give money. There are a few other similar websites. http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/savetoby.asp - the whole story is there.
Mar. 21st, 2005 12:32 pm (UTC)
Re: It's a hoax...
Thanks for the information
Mar. 21st, 2005 11:53 am (UTC)
wow... what an idea... pretty ingenious. I wonder if I can do that with wicket... ;)

hee hee hee
Mar. 21st, 2005 12:33 pm (UTC)
LMAO Oh yeah like any one would believe you on that You are too nice
Mar. 21st, 2005 12:44 pm (UTC)
"We do not gnaw on our kit-ty." ;)

aw come ON! I can be Evil! Um. I'll bite your kneecaps off! ;)
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